I try to be polite. I try to guard my tongue. It doesn't always work.
(Yesterday is for listening while you read on. It will become clear later.) (And by the way, Yesterday is the most recorded song in the world.)
Now, I don't require all of my students to become fluent in reading music, unless they are serious singers. What makes you a serious singer? Are you auditioning for All-State, college scholarships, Broadway or an opera company? If the answer is "Yes," then you are a serious singer. You need to be fluent in the language of music. If you sing in a church choir, with no real interest in solos, or sing at the nearest karoake bar, then a nodding acquaintance with the language will do. Meaning: I expect you to learn whether the notes are going up or down, how long to hold them out, and to have a pretty good idea of where each note falls in your voice.
So, back to my young rock-star wanna-be. I tried to explain the importance of this to her. How could she expect to learn the songs for her band if when she looked at a piece of music all she saw were funny little dots and squiggles? One of her guitarists like to compose. She and I were spending a lot of time with me trying to teach her where the notes were.
She resisted every effort I made in this direction. Out of an hour lesson, 10 minutes are devoted to warm-up. Ideally, the student has been practicing properly (See How Long To Practice, my post on proper practicing,) and we can spend most of the remaining 50 minutes on technique and interpretation. That time can fly and often feels like we've barely scratched the surface.
So, most of the remaining 50 minutes were spent with me pounding out her notes on the piano. And I do mean pounding. I couldn't play anything else - no part of the accompaniment - nothing other than her notes, or it confused her.
Had her attitude been better, I like to think I would not have said what I did. I've had other students with problems with pitch, breathing, stance, focus, artistry, everything. But, usually when people have vocal problems they are aware of at least a few of them. Usually. Why else take lessons? And usually, they are not trying to sing with a band. And usually, they don't yell at me when the band is on the verge of kicking them out because they cannot carry a tune in a bucket. She did.
I suggested that if she would just spend a little time learning to read music, then we could spend more time in each lesson on technique; how to sing. I offered that going on the way we were was just wasting my time and her money.
And then she said it. I can still hear her arrogant tone. "Paul McCartney doesn't read music. And if Paul McCartney doesn't need to read music, neither do I!"
I stared at her, stunned. She had just put herself at the same level as Paul McCartney, a musical legend, a musical genius, a Beatle, a god. And that did it. The words came tripping out before I even knew what I was saying. "Honey, if you had a fraction of Paul McCartney's talent, that would be fine. As it is, let's sit down and work on reading music."
Odd thing. I never saw her after that. I do hope she kept on singing. In my own past is the music professor who told me I had no talent and should get out of music. In my youth and arrogance, I had a lot of probably inflated ideas of my own worth. I felt that all I needed was for a teacher to have the ears to hear what I could become. Maybe I didn't have the right ears for her. And that does make me sad.
Should singers read music? YES! I know there are lots of stories of amazing musicians who cannot read music. I always wonder what more they could have accomplished had they also possessed that skill. Even Paul McCartney.
Thanks for this, I am a fellow singing teacher and it was helpful to read this.
ReplyDeleteSingers think, if they can learn music by ear,(and obviously this student could not), that they do not have to become literate.
In almost every case the singers with the best ears are also the best readers. All singers actually improve their ears by learning now to read music.
Occasionally you do find a an extraordinary singer who functions at a very high level without knowing what they are doing. The problem is that the singers like the one who compared herself to Paul McCartney, who have the biggest problems with pitch, are the ones who think they can get away with not developing their musical skills. That is because they do not have the ability to perceive how "off" they are in their undeveloped state.